OWWWCH!

iT'S a bEaUTifuL daY aND i'M OWWWCHing aT HomE.
(sniffle)
I wanted to go to Hampstead Heath with Huden and Daoud.
(sniffle)
ha? nO, i dON't wAnt aNy mORe NutELla...it's made me feel sick.
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(twidles thumbs)
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Right...this calls for some productiveness which doesn't involve me having to move from my seat. ...oi, this isn't my laptop...this is Huden's...where's my laptop? Ah, I spy it under the sofa. The sofa is across the room. Do I get up and get it myself...or do a start wailing and moaning to get Saimecan to come here from the other room? Nah, I aint that shallow. ...So. Do I get up now, or do I wait for a bit? Do I do it in one sudden movement and leap across the room and back to the sofa, or do I do it very slowly? ...Oh damn, now I gotta pee.
(sniffle)
Help!