Ladies, gentleman an hermaphrodites, welcome back to another session of blog-angsting, live from Whitechappel, London. I'm your host, Needy and Depressed. In the multiple personality sense, because We are lonely. This is Needy...say 'hi' to the audience, Needy.
NEEDY: 'Hi!'
DEPRESSED: Not so enthusiastic like, you fool. And you already know me, I'm Depressed. :)
Look ma', I'm writing captions! (shows hands, as though they had something to do with it)
- Two Sudanese children express their joy at the aid provided at Sakali camp Darfour
- Iraqi civilians recieve emergency relief
- A young Sudanese boy gets an emergency food pack
- The Muslim Aid mascot was a benign tumor at the GPU
- Qurbani in Alkay; needy Ruskis receive sacrificial ovine beasts
- 2 African chimpanzees pick each others nits
- An eskimo sneezes in a desolate, dessert of ice; the sneeze echos but no one hears it
- Someone savours a buiscuit; whole moon, half moon and total eclips
- Borris chugs a glass of Vodka
- A Chinese man romances his wife, but the neighbours think he's bullying her again
- A telephone rings in Kofi Annan's house
- Ariel Sharon farts and pretends it was his dog
- A young man falls in love...or thinks he does
- Jermain Jackson wonders if he ate a bad nut
- Leon Trotsky turns in his grave
- and Elest swivels in her swively chair
Life resumes, unperturbed.
I think that Gwidbi could almost be a word, and a funny bald one with thick spectacles and a bit of a vertical challenge. Gwidbi. Now if you'll excuse me, nature calls and Needy must answer.
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