Closing the chapter on the thoroughly entertaining and invaluable experience of Interning at a Literary Agent, here's a little parting gift. I thought I'd seen the worst of them. I was wrong.
I regret that in order to avoid plagerism/copyright infringement, I am not able to present the actual coverring letter here. The following is a reproduction. And though an effort has been made to reword it, the contents are completely factual.
Dear Agent,
I am a medium. I have the gift of writing psychically. The book I have written (and which I submit a sample of here) was composed psychicaly and is not by me but by my Spirit Guide.
I have been with my Spirit Guides for over 15 years. Everything said here is the Spirit's saying, and not mine. I am a vessel through which my Spirit Guide writes.
...Literary Agent Intern jests not. Now hypothetically speaking, even if I was intrigued by the writing which followed (and to my dismay, it was not as spooky as I'd hoped it would be) I would certainly have to be out of my right-mind, nay possessed, in order to take it to one of the agents, and in all seriousness, defend it's rights for representation.
Basically, you and your Spirit Guides are having a laugh.
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