Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Life is too short to be looking forward to the end of the day, every day.
Ladies, gentleman an hermaphrodites, welcome back to another session of blog-angsting, live from Whitechappel, London. I'm your host, Needy and Depressed. In the multiple personality sense, because We are lonely. This is Needy...say 'hi' to the audience, Needy.
NEEDY: 'Hi!'
DEPRESSED: Not so enthusiastic like, you fool. And you already know me, I'm Depressed. :)

Look ma', I'm writing captions! (shows hands, as though they had something to do with it)


  • Two Sudanese children express their joy at the aid provided at Sakali camp Darfour
  • Iraqi civilians recieve emergency relief
  • A young Sudanese boy gets an emergency food pack
  • The Muslim Aid mascot was a benign tumor at the GPU
  • Qurbani in Alkay; needy Ruskis receive sacrificial ovine beasts
  • 2 African chimpanzees pick each others nits
  • An eskimo sneezes in a desolate, dessert of ice; the sneeze echos but no one hears it
  • Someone savours a buiscuit; whole moon, half moon and total eclips
  • Borris chugs a glass of Vodka
  • A Chinese man romances his wife, but the neighbours think he's bullying her again
  • A telephone rings in Kofi Annan's house
  • Ariel Sharon farts and pretends it was his dog
  • A young man falls in love...or thinks he does
  • Jermain Jackson wonders if he ate a bad nut
  • Leon Trotsky turns in his grave
  • and Elest swivels in her swively chair

Life resumes, unperturbed.

I think that Gwidbi could almost be a word, and a funny bald one with thick spectacles and a bit of a vertical challenge. Gwidbi. Now if you'll excuse me, nature calls and Needy must answer.

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