Location: still at bloody Imperial

Basu ni norimasu.
(get on the bus.)
Basu wo orimasu.
(get off the bus.)
Koko de tobako wo sutte mo ii desuka?
(can I smoke here?)
Tsugi no kado de hidari ni magatte massugu itte kudasai.
(turn left at the next corner and then go straigh please.)
Watashi no uchi de nani wo shiteimasuka sukebe san?
(what are you doing in my house mr. pervert?)
Watashi no mimi wo tabenai de kudasai.
(please don't eat my ears.)